team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
My dad has an opticians appointment soon because he needs new glasses and i can’t stop laughing at the fact they gave him this to remind him:
it’s safe to say, he cannot read this.
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.