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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

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unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

potentialtomorrows:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.
Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.
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girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together
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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

cumber-bitches:

My dad has an opticians appointment soon because he needs new glasses and i can’t stop laughing at the fact they gave him this to remind him:

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it’s safe to say, he cannot read this.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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